⚙ RETRO SILICON ERA    $5    ·    MODERN CORE ERA    $20    ·    PLASMA NEURAL ERA    $80    ·    NEO PHOTON ERA    $300    ·    QUANTUM DARK MATTER    $2,000    ·    TOTAL SUPPLY    2,010 NFTs    ·    MIN YIELD    0.14%/day    ·    BUYBACK    100% GUARANTEED    ·    ⚙ RETRO SILICON ERA    $5    ·    MODERN CORE ERA    $20    ·    PLASMA NEURAL ERA    $80    ·    NEO PHOTON ERA    $300    ·    QUANTUM DARK MATTER    $2,000    ·    TOTAL SUPPLY    2,010 NFTs    ·    MIN YIELD    0.14%/day    ·    BUYBACK    100% GUARANTEED    ·   
NFT MINING SIMULATOR · POLYGON NETWORK

Five eras of imaginary hardware. One very real wallet.

Collect 20 unique NFT GPUs across 5 historical eras. Mine absolutely nothing. Watch your yield grow. Don't ask how. Just trust the machine.

▶ LAUNCH APP HOW IT WORKS ↓
2,010 TOTAL NFTs
0.14% MIN DAILY YIELD
100% BUYBACK GUARANTEE
5 ERAS OF HARDWARE

THE PROCESS

Embarrassingly simple.
Unexpectedly profitable.

No technical knowledge required. No actual GPU needed. Just a wallet and a healthy willingness to suspend disbelief.

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Buy a Machine

Choose from 20 unique NFT GPUs across 5 eras. From a 2009 Retro Silicon relic frozen in Siberia to the mythical Quantum Dark Matter unit. Each machine is a collector's item with lore, personality, and a very fragile ego.

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Activate & Mine

Click Activate. Watch the stamina and energy bars do their thing. Your machine "mines" every 4 hours. Come back, collect your MinerCoin, repeat. The machine doesn't care what you think it's doing. Neither do we.

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Earn Real Yield

MinerCoin is backed 1:1 by USDT in a transparent vault. Our bot operates on Polymarket to generate the yields that back your earnings. Convert MC to USDT anytime. Yes, it's actually real money.

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Upgrade & Maximize

Install Batteries and Generators to boost efficiency up to 1.5%/day. Complete Sets for bonus multipliers. Buy the Auto-Activator so you don't have to pretend you remember to check. It remembers for you.

THE HARDWARE

Five eras.
Twenty machines.
Zero real GPUs.

Each era represents a chapter in the history of imaginary mining hardware. Lovingly crafted with lore, personality, and completely fictional specifications.

ERA I · RETRO SILICON
The Classics
$5
↑ 0.20%/day base yield
Supply: 1,100 NFTs · 4 machines
ERA II · MODERN CORE
The Workhorses
$20
↑ 0.20%/day base yield
Supply: 500 NFTs · 4 machines
ERA III · PLASMA NEURAL
The Overachievers
$80
↑ 0.20%/day base yield
Supply: 250 NFTs · 4 machines
ERA IV · NEO PHOTON
The Pretentious
$300
↑ 0.20%/day base yield
Supply: 120 NFTs · 4 machines
ERA V · QUANTUM DARK MATTER ⭐
The Legendary
$2,000
↑ Maximum yield potential
Supply: 40 NFTs · 4 machines · LEGENDARY

THE SETS

Collect the set.
Unlock the bonus.
Pretend it makes sense.

Each machine belongs to one of four types. Collect machines of the same type across multiple eras and watch your daily yield multiply. It's basically Pokémon, but for yield farmers.

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CRYO

Ice-cooled GPUs running at -12°C. The fans sound like dying hamsters but they mine. Allegedly. Collecting Cryo machines reduces cooldown periods.

2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/day
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SURGE

Overclocked to dangerous levels. Engineers refused to sign off on these. The machines didn't care. Surge machines maximize hashrate output.

2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/day
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ENDURANCE

Built to last forever. Or at least longer than your attention span. Endurance machines have extended stamina and require fewer activations.

2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/day
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PSY GAMMA

Nobody knows how these work. The engineers who built them won't return calls. They consume 40% less energy for reasons that remain classified.

2 machines → 0.30%/day · 5 machines → 1.00%/day
⭐ CROSS-SET BONUS
Complete all 4 types → 1.50%/day maximum yield
When you own 5 machines of all 4 types (20 machines total), cross-set bonuses stack on top of individual set bonuses, pushing your yield to the maximum 1.5% per day across your entire portfolio.

THE NUMBERS

Transparent by design.
Honest by necessity.

We could hide the numbers in a 47-page whitepaper. Instead, here they are. You're welcome.

TOTAL NFT SUPPLY
2,010
1,100 + 500 + 250 + 120 + 40 across 5 eras
TOTAL MINT REVENUE
$151,500
100% locked in Vault smart contract
BUYBACK GUARANTEE
100%
Sell your machine back at purchase price, anytime
DAILY YIELD RANGE
0.14% – 1.5%
Depends on sets, batteries and generators installed
HOW YIELDS ARE GENERATED
Vault funds are operated by our bot on Polymarket — a decentralized prediction market. Returns from these operations fund the MinerCoin yield pool. MinerCoin is redeemable 1:1 for USDT at any time. All wallet addresses are publicly visible in the app's Vault tab.

THE PLAN

Five weeks.
One audacious project.
Questionable timeline.

WEEK 1 — COMPLETE ✓
App Fully Functional
✓ Supabase backend configured
✓ 20 NFT machines with lore & images
✓ Set bonuses & energy system
✓ Admin panel & equipment store
WEEK 2 — IN PROGRESS
Online Presence
→ Landing page (you are here)
→ Twitter, Discord, Telegram
→ Whitepaper & partner deck
WEEKS 3–4
Web3 Integration
○ ERC-721 smart contract on Polygon
○ Wallet integration
○ NFT mint page
○ Revenue distribution bot
WEEK 5
Polish & Launch
○ Full testing
○ Security audit
○ Public launch

THE QUESTIONS

Things people ask.
Honest answers.

Are you actually mining crypto? ↓
No. Not even slightly. The "mining" is a game mechanic — a timer that resets every 4 hours. Your GPU NFT is not performing any computational work. It is, however, very aesthetically pleasing. The actual yield comes from our Polymarket bot operation, which is real and auditable.
Is the 100% buyback guarantee real? ↓
Yes. Every machine purchased adds its full value to the Vault smart contract. That contract only releases funds for: (1) approved buybacks, (2) bot operations on Polymarket. You can request a buyback at any time after the 7-day lock period. Admin processes within 24 hours.
How does the yield actually work? ↓
Vault funds → Polymarket bot → operates on prediction markets → generates fees and returns → MinerCoin yield pool → you collect MC → convert to USDT. MinerCoin is always redeemable 1:1 for USDT from the yield wallet. The yield wallet address is public and visible in the app.
What are Batteries and Generators for? ↓
Each machine has an Energy bar (yellow squares) that drains while mining. Without a Generator, energy recovers at 20% of the consumption rate — limiting your effective yield to ~70% of maximum. A matching-tier Battery increases energy capacity. A matching-tier Generator speeds up recharge. Together they unlock the full yield potential of your machine.
What's the point of the Stamina bar? ↓
Anti-bot mechanism. Each activation costs 40 Stamina. Stamina recovers at 20/hour when not mining, meaning you need to check in roughly twice a day to keep machines running. The Auto-Activator (purchasable per machine) handles this automatically — for a fee.
Why "imaginary hardware"? ↓
Because we think honesty is underrated in crypto. You're buying NFT collectibles that represent fictional GPUs with fictional lore. The yield is real. The machines are art. We'd rather you know what you're getting than discover it later and feel deceived. Plus the lore is genuinely funny.

THE INVITATION

CryptoForge

Your imaginary GPU
is waiting.

2,010 NFTs. Five eras. Real yield.
No GPU required. No technical knowledge needed.
Just a wallet and a sense of humor.

▶ LAUNCH APP — IT'S FREE TO TRY

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